The Gackt Thread II

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Wow, I remember making these in my high school Japanese class as an end-of-semester class project. It was basically the equivalent of overcooked Navajo fry-bread... But it's just not westernization w/o putting vanilla ice cream on the side... And yes, now I see the irony when I mentioned "vanilla" ice cream just now.
 

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But it's just not westernization w/o putting vanilla ice cream on the side... And yes, now I see the irony when I mentioned "vanilla" ice cream just now.
I'm going to sprinkle mine with some Metal Muscle HMB Powder, have a little vanilla ice cream on the side topped with sliced Sumifru bananas, and pay for the whole thing with Spindle. Oh Yeah ::gaku::
 

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I'm going to sprinkle mine with some Metal Muscle HMB Powder, have a little vanilla ice cream on the side topped with sliced Sumifru bananas, and pay for the whole thing with Spindle.
And who said isolation was killing the economy?


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Using a macho man GIF immediately makes you my best friend. Gackt is the Hulk Hogan of VK and Mana the Macho Madness with his elegant flying elbow of true VK quality.
Sorry I fell asleep during the big match. Was it everything I ever imagined? Who went home with the Championship Moitie Belt?
 

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Following @flowersofnight 's suggestion, I've come to inform you that Gackt has a youtube channel as of 7 months ago, called がくちゃん (gaku-chan). The videos have WAY too much stuff written on them in various distracting fonts (I suppose that's a japanese thing tho?) and he tackles such interesting themes as exercise (aka torturing a poor girl), masturbation (he talks about sex a lot, as you possibly already noticed if you follow his instagram), english and dog training lessons!

Around mid march or april he uploaded all of his recorded lives to be watched for free, for a limited time (tried watching them but the most recent ones were just boring af), which was nice.

The first ever video on the channel features him in the toilet.

English lesson 0. My limited understanding of japanese allows me to understand that he is showing the differences in british and american accents around the 20+min mark. There's a lot of japanese tho, and lesson 1 is 1+ hour long so I'm not suffering through that one

Thanking someone in english. The cringe is real, but his accent is pretty decent, I'm impressed

Guckt goes to the mall - aka what to do when bored during a pandemic

Dog training lesson 1 (I feel sorry for his dogs tbh)

ASMR video with possible adult content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEo4-szeALE&t=69s

Aaand I'm done trying to watch these. Please view at your own discretion and please let me know if i've missed the funnier videos! I can't watch any more today, this was hard
 

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Don't forget the one about Gackt's ち○ training ::gaku::
Yes, if you're a man who wants a bigger ち○ぽ just follow this simple routine!

I never thought I'd miss the days when he just sold bitcoins ::meev::
 

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Completely forgot about that one! I wish someone would just take away his access to social media in general :/


Although he did delete most posts from his Instagram account awhile back (everything from before mid 2019 I believe?), not sure how many sexual posts are left...
 

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Gackt's YouTube content is so amazing, that there's women literally orgasming at the beginning of his videos.

There's honestly something sad about a talented musician and a singer like Gackt going down the unintentional self-parody route like those rockstars from the 80's who are now clinging on to their fame with their horrible reality shows.
Gackt, please. I used to think you were cool.
 

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Did everyone try the f*ngering video? I thought the f*ngering video was lovely.

I am HERE for any and all references to Flavor of Love.

You know what you--you know who you really look like? You fucking look like Luther Vandross!

So obviously I was summoned by this reference to Flavor of Love but what video are you guys talking about?
 

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Of all the big Japanese pop acts to go off the deep end I can’t say I expected Gakuto to be the one, but then again this dude tried to convince us he was a vamp from the 1800s or whatever.
 
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