The Gackt Thread II

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He's trying to be the Japanese Barry White, getting otakus laid all across North America.
 

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MissUMana wrote:
Can't stop laughing now, thinking of all the possible answers to your question. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Please name one or two, I could need a good laugh^^
He's trying to be the Japanese Barry White, getting otakus laid all across North America.
That is kind of true, I get that image of Gackt sometimes, and it's a bit disapointing. I feel like everything about him is so shallow, that is something I hate about people...
Seriously, I will dream about this XD I really don't get why you give that in a limited edition dvd of a CONCERT!!
Okey, I admit, if it was Közi I would buy it god damn it, but I would still feel that it was really weird O_o
 

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Yeah, I can't judge because Kozi could put a bunch of cigarette butts and spit in a jar and I'd pre-order it, hoping he'd throw in an empty whiskey bottle with cat hair stuck to it as a bonus item.
 

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Iskanderia wrote:
Yeah, I can't judge because Kozi could put a bunch of cigarette butts and spit in a jar and I'd pre-order it, hoping he'd throw in an empty whiskey bottle with cat hair stuck to it as a bonus item.
hahaha, you can't imagen how hard I laughed while reading that! And the sad part is that I would do the same :lol:
When I saw all those pictures were Közi signes stuff on the Eve Of Destiny Europe tour I always think that if I would've been there I would've asked to get one of his cigarettes when he's done with it XD
 

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Iskanderia wrote:
Yeah, I can't judge because Kozi could put a bunch of cigarette butts and spit in a jar and I'd pre-order it, hoping he'd throw in an empty whiskey bottle with cat hair stuck to it as a bonus item.

:lol:

Idk if I'd buy cigarette butts, but if Kozi got his own brand of Cigarettes, I'd switch to them. If I could afford all the shipping and crap. :|
 

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Amatsu wrote:
The condom is probably the kind he uses to make his tiny little penis look big in pants. (The inflatable kind)

So it's less of a condom, and more of a prosthetic dick. But they call them "condoms" so people are less embarrassed to buy them.

Do you mean ..... the Gackt's "MAGNUM"?

He himself said that once ::shifty::

:lol:
 

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Shit, it really is a condom? :lol: I thought it was just Engrish for "CD sleeve" or something.
Also, what kind of name is "YELLOW FRIED CHICKENz"? Ever since the hostess techno song (which I actually liked, don't get me wrong), I've felt more and more like he's just trolling everyone to see how much wackiness his fans will eat up.
 

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Haha it's called I Love S.E.X.

This is good enough to Facebook it.
 

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Iskanderia wrote:
Yeah, I can't judge because Kozi could put a bunch of cigarette butts and spit in a jar and I'd pre-order it, hoping he'd throw in an empty whiskey bottle with cat hair stuck to it as a bonus item.
Bonus item limited to the first 10000 copies ::kozi::
 

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Iskanderia wrote:
Yeah, I can't judge because Kozi could put a bunch of cigarette butts and spit in a jar and I'd pre-order it, hoping he'd throw in an empty whiskey bottle with cat hair stuck to it as a bonus item.
Good lord that made my night :lol:
 

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I never thought Id say this because Gackt has been my favorite Jrock singer for a while but...I dont like the direction he is going.

Musically, I think he still has it...but he hasnt been doing much music. And truthfully, it seems like when he is doing it, it's just him using an image of Im a good looking male, look at me, instead of the music focus. WTF happened to him after releasing Re:Born. That cd was serious and had some fun with it, but at least it was a serious attempt at music. Not this crap.
 

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cali gari did the condom thing years ago. Which means, this needs to start a trend. So people can collect jrock condoms.

But what I wonder is: does anyone ever use these special condoms? and what if you do and then you end up being distracted the entire time by thinking "lol, Gackt condom." Would that maybe be a bit awkward?
 

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It's irrelevant because we all know that Gackt fans don't have sex.
 

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Gackt has said that YELLOW FRIED CHICKENz is about having serious fun once in a while, hence all the sillyness.

But also, behind YFC is Gackt's wish to turn back the "carnivorous/passionate female" and "herbivorous/passive male" trend that exists in Japan these days. He seems to be in favor of more traditional gender roles. I'm asexual so I'm not interested in possessing any sort of condom even if they have the face on it of someone I like, but I guess he tried to show a bluntly relaxed attitude towards sex with YFC, which is a big issue among youth in Japan.

If this is tl;dr => Just Gackt being weird. Nothing new there. From now on all future YFC lives will me male-only => training his army? lol
 

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What is "a relaxed attitude towards sex?" ::meev:: Free love? Yuk.
 

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Oh my ! once again, I didn't notice that Gackt's DVD with a condom in bonus !
Now, I am completely dying laughing :lol:
Did the WHO engage him to try to reduce the overpopulation of the planet ? :P
Sorry but I can't stop laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

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What is "a relaxed attitude towards sex?" meev
Hum. Maybe to have sex while listening to Gackt singing... :P
Yuk ! Oups, sorry :twisted:
 

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Tiny wrote:
MissUMana wrote:
What is "a relaxed attitude towards sex?" meev
Hum. Maybe to have sex while listening to Gackt singing... :P
Yuk ! Oups, sorry :twisted:
VERY off-putting indeed!
 

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It made me think free love too. I guess you meant more like "making condoms a natural thing" or something like it XD They do need it.

Hey, does that mean Gackt's a responsible little japanese fella? Yeehaa!
 
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