The Gackt Thread II

Hampo

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If you didn't provide sources for these things, it would be impossible to tell whether or not you were being serious.
I have no words anymore.
 

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Huh... wonder if the Japanese market I used to frequent in my old home town carries these... I hope not, for surely they will be cursed and go out of business after the 3 generations they have been running.

(Poor Junko...)
 

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Is that the real meaning of a GACKTjob? ::gaku::::gaku::::gaku::
By all accounts, a GACKTjob is a job where you write all the songs and get none of the credit XD
 

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Gackt-endorsed Bananas are now available in a supermarket near you.
Don't worry, I didn't buy them, a friend sent me this photo.
Unfortunately she did buy them.

LORD. Nothing compared to the actual ad though (video linked inside the article)!!!

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https://jrocknews.com/2018/04/gackt-goes-bananas-tastiest-bananas-japan.html
 

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Curiosity got the better of me (along with my friend's strong recommendation) so I decided to try them out and they are actually really delicious.
 

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Curiosity got the better of me (along with my friend's strong recommendation) so I decided to try them out and they are actually really delicious.
How much you getting paid to say that? ::gaku::
 

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Doesn't look like Gackt is really enjoying those bananas he's eating. Just look at his face when he takes a bite.
 

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Potassium (in high amounts) has been known to lower testosterone
That's why you counteract it with METAL MUSCLE HMB (TM) brand supplements! ::gaku::
 

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But they're supposed to be good for you before workouts.
My team makes me eat them every once in a while before I work out, ever since I fainted.
 

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I was talking about bananas...
But not Gackt bananas. I'm not sure how it's possible, though I am sure there's a scam in there somehow.
Like maybe they're half plastic
 
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