Drinking games

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What are some of your favorite drinking games, guys? I need to build up my stock!!

drinking games for movies and tv shows also appreciated.
 

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Step 1: Put a bottle of your favorite heavy liquor ready.
Step 2: Take your Merveilles ~Shuuen to Kisuu~ L'Espace DVD.
Step 3: Put your DVD in your DVD player, turn it on and press play.
Step 4: Watch the DVD
Step 5: Have a shot of liquor each time Gackt falls- or throws him self on the floor.

In my personal experience you WILL get drunk and you will get drunk fast.
 

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Smallville Drinking Game

1. When something stupid happens, remove the DVD from the player and mail it back to Netflix and never watch the show ever again. This should take about 3 minutes.

Star Trek The Next Generation Drinking Game

1. Take a drink whenever Wesley acts like an enormous faggot.
2. Take a drink whenever Deanna Troy is useless.
3. Take a drink whenever Riker is creepy.
4. Take a drink whenever someone uses the holodeck for something stupid like dressing up as Sherlock Holmes rather than fucking.

You should be completely shit-faced within about 10 minutes.
 

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Iskanderia wrote:
4. Take a drink whenever someone uses the holodeck for something stupid like dressing up as Sherlock Holmes rather than fucking.
What do you expect? XD These are people who go bumming around space in a ship picking fights with bumpy-headed aliens instead of hanging out on their paradise planet Earth XD Obviously their priorities aren't quite right.

I was a big fan of TNG and DS9 as a kid, mind you ::meev::
 

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It's a post-scarcity society where no one needs money anymore and they can basically do whatever the hell they want and no one really needs to work and yet some guy decided to join Starfleet so that he could be a holodeck janitor.

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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-4.php
 

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Me, my husband and our friends once had a lengthy discussion as to whether or not they really need toilets on the Enterprise or if they could just beam the poop out of someone's body and directly out into space. We decided transport technology probably wouldn't work that way but we would continue to pretend that it would because it's funny.
 

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Now that's just nonsense.
But clearly they could dematerialize you, beam you across the room, and then rematerialize everything but the contents of your intestines ::meev::

I'm so sorry for derailing this thread XD
 

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Iskanderia wrote:
Smallville Drinking Game

1. When something stupid happens, remove the DVD from the player and mail it back to Netflix and never watch the show ever again. This should take about 3 minutes.

lolololol
 

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Card Drinking Game

1. Lay out 9 cards like this:

-------------x--------
-----------x-----x---
---------x---x----x--
-----------x-----x----
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2. Start on one side of the cards (vertically, so the top or bottom). The basic idea is you have to flip each card over and get to the other side without hitting a jack, king, queen or joker. You have to move diagonally either left or right.


3. If you pick up a jack, queen, ace or joker you have to take a shot of your drink. You then keep the card flipped over.

4. If you hit another card you have to take two shots. And if you hit 3 then you have to down your whole drink.

It's quite difficult to explain but its a pretty fun game when there's only a couple of people playing.

@Iskanderia; My sister plays one when watching the Star Trek films with her friends, I think you have to drink each time Spock says 'logic', or something similar ::meev::
 

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Do you start with certain cards, to ensure that there are cards you're trying to avoid, or is it just at the mercy of the shuffle of the deck?
 

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holylampposts wrote:
Do you start with certain cards, to ensure that there are cards you're trying to avoid, or is it just at the mercy of the shuffle of the deck?

Mercy of the deck I'm afraid.
 

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Watch Riki-Oh: the Story of Ricky

Take a drink anytime anyone
1. Dies in some horrible way
2. Is horrifically maimed
3. Eats breath mints from their own glass eye
4. pops out from under a manhole for no reason
5. flashes back to riki-oh's past
 
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