Aesthetics II

[eMiNaTiC]

I actually fell for that.

me too D:
i read the first line and went "WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!"
i think i suffered momentary heart failure

 

[Satou]

Oct 10 Aesthetics is about Moi-meme-Moitie Fair, information about the openning time and close time.
Also talk about mmm 9th Anniversary in Christon Cafe Tokyo on Nov 02.
I believe Mana would not speak such words.

 

[sergeantkitty]

I thought you were serious at first, but when I got to the ebay part I realized I had been slapped in the face!

 

[Satou]

"Also, don't even try to sue me. I know where you live.
I'm hungry. "
These message made me laugh!

 

[Satou]

I am a Japanese, Mana's message is about he will be tired after the date with fans in Christon cafe. He needs a vacation. Not "retire". He doesn't need to sell his guitar because he is rich and his ESP guitars can be buy in Shibuya ESP store.
We all get the Madoshou in Japanese until now. So closing the fan club is not true. He also prepared the new mmm items for christmas, so his store will not close!

 

[DementedThingie]

I think we all know it's a joke.

Especially when it gets to the ebay part.

 

[eMiNaTiC]

i think i died a little inside thanks to this thread ::kisaki::

 

[Arvata]

There might be some mistakes because my Japanese isn't very good.

10-10-08 "Feeling sad"

I've decided to retire.
I'll be closing all my stores, and selling my guitars on Ebay.
Also, I'm canceling my fan club and keeping everyone's money.
This was a difficult decision, but it's the best (for me).
Please show your hot hot burning support for my retirement.
Also, don't even try to sue me. I know where you live.
I'm hungry.

-Mana

Oh my GOD!!!!!
You almost gave me a heartattack!!!!! >< I read the first part and got all icy and empty inside!! XDDD
Do not EVER do that again, I prolly won't survive it >.<; If that was to really happen it'd be awful ; ;

 

[rizumu]

"Please show your hot hot burning support for my retirement. "

I love you.

 

[Amatsu]

"Please show your hot hot burning support for my retirement. "

I love you.

My sentiments exactly.

However, I must admit when I first read the first line my heart freaked out a bit for a split second.

 

[yun]

Oh my GOD!!!!!
You almost gave me a heartattack!!!!! >< I read the first part and got all icy and empty inside!! XDDD
Do not EVER do that again, I prolly won't survive it >.<; If that was to really happen it'd be awful ; ;

+6546846876876874

D) please don't ever do that again XD;

 

[La dix Croix]

oh my god! he's crazy, i died for few seconds..

please don't ever do that again

 

[Jaina]

ROFLMAO!

 

[Cerceaux]

Satou: It's okay, we're just messing around until a proper translator with lots of free time comes tumbling down from the heavens.
If you'd like to apply for this position...

Sorry for any heart-attacks. Maybe I should change the subject line to "Hey bitches" to make it more obvious? xD Anyway, I've had my fun. My comprehension of written Japanese is pretty much non-existent. The page or so of "TRANSLATE PLZ!!!!!!!! T_T" was just too much to resist.

 

[winterborn]

Dear god, almost died for a moment!
Seriously, you scared the s**t out of me XD

 

[PureElegance]

However, I must admit when I first read the first line my heart freaked out a bit for a split second.

me too LOL. I read the first line and I couldn't believe it!

Thanks A LOT Cerceaux~ XDD

 

[Ma_cherie]

Okay I have to admit my heart stopped and then I burst out laughing to tears XD. LOL Mana-ly phrasing. But no, don't do that again please

Satou@ Maybe you can tell us what he writes in the blog, at least roughly? that would be amazing since you are Japanese and you understand everything

 

[Cerceaux]

^ I think they already summarized it.

Also, bogus translations are the kind of thing that only works once.

 

[PureElegance]

Maybe we should get the translation from someone in another community and post it here, giving them the credit though?

I think its probably been translated already XD

 

[Lem]

ROFLMAO!