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[Jae]

STUPID SHIT FOREIGNERS ON WEBSITE SCAPE

The great thing about it is that we ALL can use it, since practically 100% of us are STUPID SHIT FOREIGNERS!

I have come to wonder if Kiwamu doesn't tour abroad all the time just to indulge his love for insulting STUPID SHIT FOREIGNERS.

I know, right? The way I see it, if he DOESN'T tour, then he's not giving us any fuel to make fun of him and his LULZZZZY stage antics.




I bet when he gets mad or feels threatened, his cheeks inflate just like a puffer fish!!!!!

 

[VKHistorian]

STUPID SHIT FOREIGNERS ON WEBSITE SCAPE

The great thing about it is that we ALL can use it, since practically 100% of us are STUPID SHIT FOREIGNERS!

I have come to wonder if Kiwamu doesn't tour abroad all the time just to indulge his love for insulting STUPID SHIT FOREIGNERS.

Practically All of us? We're all foreigners to someone!

STUPID LAZY SHIT FOREIGNERS!

 

[MissUMana]

Who knows but he's ambitioning to build his reputation on his open detestation of his own fans rather than on his music?

I actually can't imagine him NOT angry and fuming with impotent rage. I'll bet he's furious even in his sleep, ahahahah!

 

[VKHistorian]

I can. Sometimes he's arrogant and self-satisfied.

In all honesty, I still can't work out whether Kiwamu really needs a good slap or a good shrink. Throwing a screaming fit at every little thing in the way he seems to do... that's more than just a quick temper.

Oh well, if he does turn out to be mentally ill rather than just an arsehole , I'll take it all back and sit in my guilt being guilty.

But until then, he is STUPID FORIEGNER. I HIT HIM WITH WHAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO TURN INTO A SCAPE MEME LOL THAT TEACH HIM TO BE FOREIGN AND HAVE FLYER!

 

[MissUMana]

@VKHistorian : I shouldn't scare you with this but your remark is SO true that I must admit I am sometimes a foreigner to myself. Fortunately I like myself enough not to insult the foreigner in me.

I just meant to say this forum has no Japanese member, or has it?

 

[Jae]

But until then, he is STUPID FORIEGNER. I HIT HIM WITH WHAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO TURN INTO A SCAPE MEME LOL THAT TEACH HIM TO BE FOREIGN AND HAVE FLYER!

Jesus. I don't know what's funnier? That emoticon or the hilarious Kiwamu-esque Engrish.

This thread has been making my week SO much better. Thank you, everyone.

Also, I guarantee you he or one of his 'subjects' has been reading these posts and that's why he's been in such a furious (even more so than usual) rage these past few shows!

 

[VKHistorian]

I just meant to say this forum has no Japanese member, or has it?

I don't know. I think there was someone a while ago (I was lurking, reading back a way ) but they might have gone. And I saw someone in the M10M forum once, but they'd made about 7 posts in... ugh, quite a long time... so they probably don't count.

I daresay there's a few lurkers as well. People who signed up and then never posted anything.

I'm just covering up. If there are any Japanese members around (or if any join int he near future), then I don't see why they should be barred from messing around with the Kiwi emoticon just because they're from the same country as him.

Unless of course Kiwamu tries to get his house Independence, I suppose.

 

[TsukikoPipari]

Dear God, imagine if someone actually showed him this topic. o_o


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[Jae]

Dear God, imagine if someone actually showed him this topic. o_o


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He would personally come to each and every one of our houses and beat the living shit out of us.


Though, to be fair, the thought of a puffer fish beating me up isn't all that terrifying!

I'd just hold up a pin. That would scare him away.

 

[VKHistorian]

He'd... probably explode with rage.

 

[Cerceaux]

"Oh Spongebob, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...." *puffs*

 

[MissUMana]

I hardly ever use foul language, but I swear I'd come out with the worst insults I can think of, knowing full well he couldn't understand a word I was saying. That's one of the nice things about being a STUPID LAZY SHIT FOREIGNER, eheheheh!

@K-Kun : I know this is early in the year, but I think you win this year's Scape trophy for "Best Emote of the Year". Congratulations! I guess you need a bodyguard now.

 

[PureElegance]

"Oh Spongebob, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...." *puffs*

That's exactly what I was thinking :'D
(that's also one of my favorite lines ever...)

 

[Lem]

I really hope he does read this and follows up with an angry blog. That would b e the best thing ever.

I just meant to say this forum has no Japanese member, or has it?

We have some people in Japan right? Not sure who is just visiting or who is an actual native though. My Dad and his side of the family is Japanese but we're still just SHIT FOREIGNERS: only time we consider ourselves Asian is when filling out tax documents and other important documentation. Minority status ftw!

 

[Jae]

I really hope he does read this and follows up with an angry blog. That would b e the best thing ever.

I just meant to say this forum has no Japanese member, or has it?

We have some people in Japan right? Not sure who is just visiting or who is an actual native though. My Dad and his side of the family is Japanese but we're still just SHIT FOREIGNERS: only time we consider ourselves Asian is when filling out tax documents and other important documentation. Minority status ftw!

Hahahah mannn I hope he does.


Also, I'm the same way. My mom and her side are Chinese, but when we have to fill out government forms, then it's like 'O hay! AZN HUR LAWLLL'

Besides, her side of the family is FOTB, so they are SHIT FOREIGNERS!

 

[MissUMana]

In fact I am a foreigner in my own country, because I am a Breton. There's this joke about Brittany being not-quite-French (the local culture is still very much alive, and Breton is a language that has nothing to do with French), so whenever somebody says they're going to Brittany, you'll have someone asking (more often than not, me) "Got your passport?"

 

[Lem]

Hahahah mannn I hope he does.


Also, I'm the same way. My mom and her side are Chinese, but when we have to fill out government forms, then it's like 'O hay! AZN HUR LAWLLL'

Besides, her side of the family is FOTB, so they are SHIT FOREIGNERS!

STUPID SHIT TWINKIES.

 

[Jae]

Hahahah mannn I hope he does.


Also, I'm the same way. My mom and her side are Chinese, but when we have to fill out government forms, then it's like 'O hay! AZN HUR LAWLLL'

Besides, her side of the family is FOTB, so they are SHIT FOREIGNERS!

STUPID SHIT TWINKIES.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I've never heard that term before, but I'm SO going to use it from now on!! *dies*

Priss always calls me Beijing or Kung Pow Chicken, but I like twinkie a whole lot more!!!


edit: To keep this on topic:

"When we arrived at the hotel, there were many soldiers in the hotel because Mexican president would make a speech in front of our hotel. Owing to this event, many roads were blockaded and we were inconvenient very much. Many soldiers were walking in the hotel with a machine gun. So we felt restless too. Anyway, my diversion was only "cakes" so I ate these cakes lol"

OF COURSE HE ATE THE CAKE! HE NEEDS PUFFY CHEEK FUEL! D:

 

[Lem]

Priss always calls me Beijing or Kung Pow Chicken, but I like twinkie a whole lot more!!!

My boyfriend uses that one, he's full Chinese but super white.

You must hear a lot of Asain racism I love it when Asians rag on other Asians. One of my aunts is Korean and she's so racist about other Asians lol. She doesn't rag to hard on Japanese but oh man, she says some funny stuff. My Japanese Grandma is really racist and hates everything but an old person being racist isn't anything new.

 

[Jae]

Oh, man. My mom was/is?? (haven't seen or spoken to her in 6 years, so I guess she still is) racist as fuck!

She ONLY liked the Chinese and even then she was super picky. When I was living at home, she would always give me a hard time for 'listening to that Jap shit!'

My grandma (her mom) was the same way! She was like I HATE OTHER ASIANS! I ONLY LIKE THE CHINESE AND ALL OTHER ASIANS ARE SHIT!" I was just like HAHAH WUT?!


A lady I used to work with found out I was mixed and proceeded to ask me about my ORIENTAL background. I was like lady, Oriental applies to rugs and vases, not people, asshole.