Have you ever felt up a mannequin?

[faith]

*lol* Okay. I thought we needed a new pole.

I have. A few years ago I worked weekends in Sears doing pricing at 6am.
I was in the lingerie section alone and bored, so I was like, "...well... Why not?"

Like sure they have security cameras, but I'm not too worried.

 

[PureElegance]

o_o

 

[Mistressyoukai]

HAHAHA...this is interesting...I saw a movie when I was a kid about such a topic...

 

[flowersofnight]

It's no substitute for the real thing

 

[faith]

...Cameron?

 

[PureElegance]

It's no substitute for the real thing

LOL



I voted that I go to the mall everyday but my real answer is the first one...with some facial expression like this --> o____O

I don't get it...

 

[flowersofnight]

...Cameron?

I ain't like that yo~

 

[Requiem Dreams]

They sort of creep me out. And almost remind me of Silent Hill nurses now D:

But, the second one. I think someone may have asked me something similar?

 

[Jae]

No. Mannequins freak me out.

I prefer actual human contact.

 

[Garnet in the Eden]

Do blow up dolls count as mannequins?

 

[Eville Von Random]

Do blow up dolls count as mannequins?

WTF?

My answer: no

 

[flowersofnight]

Do blow up dolls count as mannequins?

Only if they were being used to model clothes. Or to model "adult items" I guess XD

 

[Garnet in the Eden]

Oh. XD

Well actually we don't have mannequins in the actual shop part, only at the window.

But I voted "No, but I've thought of it."

 

[Wandering_Fox]

I had a dream once that I was trapped in a mall and the mannequins all came to life and wouldn't let me leave. Then I discovered that I was really a mannequin too and we were all taking turns one at a time to go out and explore the human world.

Then Rod Serling came out and gave a creepy soliloquy as we all faded far into the forgotten corners... of The Twilight Zone...

Naw, I never have and never thought about it. They are kind of creepy to me. I don't like walking by them because I always feel like they're going to reach out or punch me or slap me or something.

I think it would be a great practical joke to fill an elevator to maximum compacity with fully dressed mannequins in a particularly busy department store.

 

[faith]

Or how about a random street in front of a dark, deserted building *I AM legend!*
That's an awesomely trippy dream yo.

BTW: They pay high school age models starting out about $14 to stand in the windows without moving and pretend they're mannequins in some places. I think I might have done that once back in high school.
So like, if this has given anyone ideas, just be careful which mannequin you chose~

 

[Neovirtu]

I've done it too many times in art.


...and in Biology, I kept feeling the ass - it was so smooth, and like, rock hard. And so perfectly shaped. I just got weird looks but then they eventually got used to it..

 

[flowersofnight]

BTW: They pay high school age models starting out about $14 to stand in the windows without moving and pretend they're mannequins in some places. I think I might have done that once back in high school.

I had a gig like that once. Some weird avant-garde thing where I was modeling rags out in the middle of a cornfield, and holding a balloon. No one showed up for the exhibition except a couple of birds though.

 

[Neovirtu]

BTW: They pay high school age models starting out about $14 to stand in the windows without moving and pretend they're mannequins in some places. I think I might have done that once back in high school.

I had a gig like that once. Some weird avant-garde thing where I was modeling rags out in the middle of a cornfield, and holding a balloon. No one showed up for the exhibition except a couple of birds though.

Maybe you should just stick to the catwalk then

 

[Han'i]

No, do I look like Mana?

 

[Garnet in the Eden]

^ What was he thinking... XD