Jacob -- We missed you!

[holylampposts]

I fully expect a paragraph from each of you, detailing all the things you missed about me during my hiatus.

 

[Iskanderia]

I don't know what to tell you.

 

[Blue Moon]

What's up HLP?

 

[holylampposts]

You could tell me "I put up a craigslist post on 'missed connections' hoping you would read it."

Blue Moon -- Nothing much. Just getting done with my sophomore/junior semester at school. Getting my ass handed to me. What's been going on, on scape, in my absence?

 

[Iskanderia]

Oh. Well.

We've all been engaging in some really gross, really graphic, semi-anonymous sex around here lately.

We've had several meet-ups during which we've engaged in some stuff that even the internet could not have prepared me for.

Sorry.

 

[holylampposts]

DickChat LXIX? I'm sorry I missed it

 

[Haruna_Kamimura]

I guess I've been absent for more time than you so...
zup dude

 

[Garnet in the Eden]

I don't remember you so you obviously don't matter. Log out.

 

[Cerceaux]

<p>
I really missed HLP's shitty posts.
</p>

 

[holylampposts]

Heeeey! That's not even a paragraph!

 

[Cerceaux]

Heeeey! That's not even a paragraph!

I fixed it

 

[Lem]

HI JAKE!

 

[holylampposts]

Hey, Lem! I love your new avatar! Glad to see you back around, too!

This place really feels like a family again.

 

[Lem]

OUR INTERNET FAMILY IS COMING BACK!

EXCEPT RUKA BECAUSE THAT GUY HATES US.

 

[~Z e n c h o u~]

lol

 

[holylampposts]

Today is my 6 year scape anniversay. Tell me your favorite memory of me on here.

 

[MissUMana]

Your picture with Benedict XVIth, and when you survived that scary skidding on the road.

 

[holylampposts]

Hahaha. I forgot all about that picture. It's on my old phone, and I don't think I can put it on my new one

That skid incident still has me too scared to drive my car over 15 mi/hr even in an inch of snow.

 

[MissUMana]

Hahaha. I forgot all about that picture. It's on my old phone, and I don't think I can put it on my new one

What? Then you must keep that phone as a relic!

 

[holylampposts]

I think it's in a box, in the trunk of my car. I hope I haven't thrown it away. I had a lot of good memories attached to that phone.