Also wondering how 'house' counts as a present. Wishful thinking, I suppose.
@Mikal: 'Kozilla'- a film needs to be made of this.
flowersofnight wrote:
I also want to say that maybe Tetsu would have had better luck finding a girlfriend if he dropped a few of his requirements
Eh, in all fairness, compared to some of the supermassive lists I've seen, his really isn't
that bad. Especially considering one of the requirements is 'doesn't hate me' (Captain Obvious saves the day again!)
I mean, some people demand that their partner have a certain hair colour, dress a certain way, aren't too fat or too skinny (the definitions of too fat and too skinny being ridiculously conservative), aren't taller/shorter than them, don't have the wrong size boobs/dick, aren't too hairy, aren't too vain, earn over a certain amount (but don't work excessively long hours), don't smoke, don't live with their parents, don't have kids, share their religion, are able to drive and don't have any nerdy or boring hobbies. They're the ones who need to take a long hard think as to why they're single, and then punch themselves in the face.
Mana wrote:
Type of girl you hate: Weird people
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the perfectly normal, conservative and unassuming young salaryman Mana, seeking similar.