So I went to this ballet (which will remain unnamed) and it was, how does one say,
rough 
It was a community theater sort of production held in a church basement (but a fancy one with pro lighting, motorized curtains, theater seating, and so forth) But...
- The mics were all way too "hot", almost to the point of feedback, and they forgot to turn them off when actors went backstage
- The curtains never worked right the first time when opening/closing
- All the music was prerecorded and cued up one clip at a time, but it seems like nobody quite knew how to operate the sound system. Lots of prolonged DEAD SILENCE when the next clip didn't load. At one point I actually heard someone saying "Where are you????" from backstage

- During the big finale where the protagonists were going to be executed, the gallows' crossbar fell down and hit someone (they were OK)
- The director's iPad was stolen during the first act (!)
AND... there was a kid in the audience talking out loud the whole time. And at one point some ballerinas came out wearing fox ears and tails and the kid was like "MAMA LOOK, THEY'RE FURRIES, LOOK, THEY'RE FURRIES"
This was being
livestreamed too, but I think it's too much to hope that there was some other weirdo like me out there who just felt the Hand Of Fate guiding them to record the video live.