I have never touched a drop of alcohol so any such talk goes completely over my head.
So this first vajazzling of the year was to announce her engagement?
Aw that's too bad. That means you'll never get to try my cocktail creation, "The Snotty *insert my last name here*".
My last name is not cool sounding by the way.
It's made with gin, midori, pineapple juice, and bitters, shaken with ice cubes.
It tastes great, but is also the color of snot.
And yeah, their engagement actually. It's a pair of friends who have been together for YEARS.
Only one of them could potentially vijazzle btw.
They had to wait until his divorce got sorted though, since Ireland requires people to declare intent to divorce and then wait 3 years to decide if the really want to live with the sin of it.
Everyone does. But it means an amiable divorce takes around 5 to 6 years to go through.
Personally, I'd ask for divorce the day after my wedding, just in case, but I guess he didn't think of that.
Ps if you haven't tried Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, then maybe you might like it.