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Garnet in the Eden

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Woman 1 : Heyy!
Woman 3 : Heyy!
Woman 1 : Wow, you really don't care about your family, do you?
Woman 3 : Excuse me?
Woman 2 : Made in China? That stuff's full of lead.
Woman 3 : And?
Woman 1 : Well you know what they say about it, right?
Woman 3 : Like what?
Woman 2 : You know... it causes birth defects?
Woman 3 : And that it's made from corn, doesn't have any artificial ingredients and is safe in moderation?
Woman 1 : ... Love that top!
Woman 3 : Thanks!

Lead from communist China. Get the facts. You're in for a sweet surprise.

Woman 1 : Heyy!
Woman 3 : Heyy! Here's Skyler at Space Mountain, Madison at the Tiki Room oh and here's a great shot of Caitlin getting her clitorectomy.
Woman 1 : Wow, you really don't care about your family, do you?
Woman 3 : Excuse me?
Woman 2 : Come on, that's female genital mutilation.
Woman 3 : And?
Woman 1 : Well you know what they say about it, right?
Woman 3 : Like what?
Woman 2 : You know it robs young women of sexual desire?
Woman 3 : And that it's made from corn, doesn't have any artificial ingredients and is safe in moderation?
Woman 2 : ... Love that top!
Woman 3: Thanks! Hahaha!
Woman 2 : Hahaha!
Woman 1 : Hahaha!

Female genital mutilation. Get the facts. You're in for a sweet surprise.

Woman 1 : Heyy!
Woman 3 : Heyy! So I have to pick up the dry cleaning, make a bunch of cupcakes for the bake sale, and then get the whole family over to the Robinson's place by midnight for the cross burning.
Woman 1 : Wow, you really don't care about your family, do you?
Woman 3 : Excuse me?
Woman 2 : Come on, the KKK's throwing that event.
Woman 3 : And?
Woman 1 : Well you know what they say about the Klu Klux Klan?
Woman 3 : Like what?
Woman 2 : You know they're a bunch of hateful, close-minded inbred idiots?
Woman 3 : And that they're made from corn, have no artificial ingredients and are safe in moderation?
Woman 1 : ... Love that top?
Woman 3 : Thanks! I think some n*gger made it. But it's cute.

The new KKK. Get the facts. You're in for a sweet surprise.

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Hello. I'll tell you about anime. If you don't know what it is, I'll tell you what it... is. Anime is a JAPANESE cartoon, and um, well a... well there are some JAPANE there are a lot of anime. I was wondering what was the first anime but it way before I was born. My dad seen it when he was a kid but now he's not really interested into anime. So. I am an anime freak. Laugh out loud.
I always love anime. I'm not sure when was the first time I seen it. But, um, I like JAPANESE movies like Kinky's Delivery Service or Howl's Moving Castle. And I like TV series like I LIKE TV SERIES LIKE Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Eeneey Asha. Some comedy. I usually read some --- MAINGA books. Mainga is the backwards book that JAPANESE book. I like Love Nina. I haven't read the Naruto one yet but I hardly read the Yu-Gi-Oh manga. So. And eh... I need I LIKE A LOT OF ANIME. That's why I'm an anime freak. It means that I'm a bigge... I'm a big fan of anime. hehehehe. Laugh out loud again. And um well that's the story that I am an anime freak. See ya later please.
 

Mikal

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Maybe the spirit of Knave influenced the creation of this thread back in 2009 ;)

That or drugs.
 

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My name is Shocantelle Brown, and I sho can tell, you need to come down to I Be-Weave. 'Cause you need to take care of yo hair, okrrr.
We offer many services. We can dye da front uh yo hair, the back uh yo hair, the middle yo hair, whateva.
Wash yo hair, we will cut yo hair, we will cut you.
We also do special colorin'--protien fusion--blue, green--I massage yo head--blond, red--Set yo curls--brown, black, whateva you need, ok.
And we use hot water.
So, we also do mens hair. We specialize in homosexual hairdos. And we add extensions.
We use real synthetic hair, cause when you leave you aint got to touch dat shit, okay.
You can also attach dis to a pole and mop yo house.
For a limited time only, wit every hair style, we will give you dis comb. You can play ping pong--I got chips all ova da flo'--you can comb yo hair. Flip yo burgers. Hoo!
And for $29 I will put this on yo head in 20 minutes.
Dissuh also a really good back scratcha.
And work, and scratch my back, and work.
Dis is a place of the lord, dissuh called I Be-Weave because, I be-weave dat... Jesus is my savyuh.
I need a new piece of gum, please.
For an appointment, please call da numba you see on da bottom uh da screen.
Hello, dis is Shocantelle, whatchu gotta (?).
And ask for me, Shocantelle Brown.
You know what? Uh-uh.
'Cause I sho can tell you what will look best on top uh yo head, okrrr.
We are located in Cooter County shopping center, next to Tatiana's (?) & Waxin', and we will take care of YOU.
 

Garnet in the Eden

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For a limited time only, wit every hair style, we will give you dis comb
Click to expand...
i don't know what it is but this line makes me rofl.
 

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Priceless. Even Kiwi might have to laugh. :P
 

MissUMana

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She's an inspiration allright. Stroke of genius there.
 
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