Transcribe your Favorite Youtube Videos

[holylampposts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns

Worst time of my life. So darksided! Darksided! Not of God. It's not Christians! Did you not ask if she believed in God? She's NOT A CHRISTIAN! It doesn't matter, she-- she's tamperin’ in darksided stuff! Yes, YES! She did. The ENTIRE HOUSE is darksided.
She is darksided TOO!
This is my house I want no money, I want nothing. I want my God and I want my family. This is tainted, I don't want it. Whatever it is, it's tainted whatever it is you've given me, I give it up to God, I am a God Warrior and I don't want someone with tainted anything in beliefs doing anything with my family GET OUT! Get Out! I want these crew members leavin’. Get these ear sets offa me, I’ve had enough.
GARGYLES, PSYCHICS EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY! Darksided! Get the hell outta my house in Jesus' name I pray. I've had enough. Did you talk about astrology? Did you get hypmatized by her? I have taken a stand I have taken a stand I am not a fence rider. I was over there prayin’ for all these people but I needed prayer, I needed you to be, I need-, you, you give me. But I needed your prayers! You did come to my mind! There was nothin’ of God. Every day it was nothin’ of God. I had to change the whole plans and make everybody go to a catholic CHURCH, cause I was leavin’. Took the earsets off and said I am leavin’ fly me home.
We had a party, a soltice party. Yeah it's about the moon because they only believe in the moon and the Gods and the this and the that. HER NAME IS JADE! I WENT TO HER STATION I WENT TO HER STATION! Her kids don't go to church or believe in God! I been with her kids.
Ashley!
Astrology?
Tarot card readings?
Everybody would look back at everything I’ve been sayin’ and preachin’ and prayin and sayin’. I been sayin’ I am a spiritual Warrior becau- I feel like I’m a spiritual Warrior. Like I’ve had to put armor on just to walk out that house.
I want none of this. I want out of this, cause you know what? I won't take some UNGODLY PERSON tellin’ me what do to with my money-- that money a-- for us. I don't want it in my house.
Tarot cards and astrology and witch books and, and... Because you know why? I am the Warrior. I ask all the questions.
Take the money take whatever you got and get out of my house in Jesus' name, in Jesus' name I pray. They will be on my prayer list for the day I die, every one of them. I speak that in to existence every one of them I planted that seed and I will see that harvest. Get out of my house. Every darksided person, get outta my house, if you believe in Jesus you could stay here. Don’t stay in my house if you are darksided.
I don’t wanna see a book of witches, I don't wanna see anything any stars, I don’t want the see any of this darksided... psychics all the things tarot card readings. I rebuke it in the name of the lord.
No I am a, I am a prayer Warrior. Do you know what she is? Do you know what they do? Did you ask her was she a Christian? Did you ask her did she believed in God? Not Gods! Not stars not witches, Wicca, Wiccan.
I been educated while I been gone I been educated on stuff and this is stuff I didn’t even want you to hear but you need to hear it because you know why? Mama can't protect you.
They put me on the talk show and had a psychic on the air I took the ear sets off and said I am flyin’ home I don't believe in this.
Why don’t you ask? Why am I the st--. I'm always the one that asks all these things. I’m the one that's the Warrior. Why can't you be the Warrior?
And then they had this wonderful star thing. And there there's Buddha and there's the Buddha flag. And then there's a zoologist. It just goes on and on. Everyday there was something ungodly. I was thrown in the pit, thrown in the pit.
You couldn't even walk up the door without the Buddha flags hittin you. He thinks he's been reincarnated. Nothin’ of God. I. Felt. Dark.

 

[Einherjer]

best thread ever

 

[Clarie]

Transcribe your Favorite Youtube Videos

huh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUFopqVnU

- EH MARINE!
- uh?
*SLAP*

 

[Lede]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0
(background noise of TV)
-(rustle rustle) *sliiiiiiiiiide* (rustle rustle)

 

[shinzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkLxhfuW ... annel_page

HEY! It's a disgrace.. it's a disgrace...It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace. It's a fucking disgrace.

 

[Lem]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

HEY DO YOU WANT TO FEEL SO ENERGETIC TRY POWER THIRST ENERGY DRINKS FOR PEOPLE WITH GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE SHOCKOLATE, CHOCOLATE ENERGY MADE FROM REAL LIGHTING. IT'S LIKE ADDING CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM. SOUND THE ALARM YOUR GOING TO BE UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC. WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT STRAWBERRIES? HOW ABOUT RAWBERRIES. MADE WITH LIGHTING. REAL LIGHTING.
SPORTS
AAAHHHH
YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR MEN. MENERGY THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S PUNS, THESE ARE TURBOPUNS.
SCIENCE
ENERGY
SCIENCE
ELECTROLITES
POWERLITES




...........and that's enought of that haha

 

[K-kun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_fiThmXDbw

It was a fine day outside, and the Sun was shining. So Richard decided to go for a walk with his magic mirror.
- Hello, flowers! - said Richard.
- Hello! - said the flowers.
- Hello, Sun! - said Richard.
- Hello, Richard! - said the Sun.
- I wonder what I'll see today in my magic mirror. Wow! I look good! I look fantastic! Hey, Sun! See if you look as good as I do in mirror!
- I can't, possibly, A-A-A-A-A-A!!!

Richard was terrified in what he just done.
- What have I done?! - he said. He blinded the Sun with its own light rays. And now, It was... dark...

- Where has the sun gone? Without it we will surely perish!
- We feed off it!
- Then we must feed off another source.
The flowers looked around...
- AAARGHH!!

- We thought you've been blinded!
- Yes. My retinas have been damage beyond repair. And now, the human is dead, this world is ours for the taking! Ahahaha! We shall dominate and enslave the entire human ra...

 

[Garnet in the Eden]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8

Good job, let's go ahead and keep moving, we're going to the side for one.

*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
One - squeeze your abs!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
Two!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
Three!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
Four!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
Five!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
Six!
*HAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
Seven!
*HAhahahAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha*
Eight- great job. That felt SO good.

 

[Demanufacturer]

...youtube is allowed again in Scape?? o_O

 

[Lilly]

...youtube is allowed again in Scape?? o_O

Wasn`t it only M:N releases which weren`t allowed?


Anyway, the infamous Chocolate Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQ ... annel_page

 

[Cerceaux]

The point of the YouTube rule was to prevent posting of in print things by Scape artists like PVs and concert DVD rips.
Stupid videos people make of themselves don't infringe on any copyrights, so they're okay. Also, everyone knows they can find pretty much anything on YouTube, so the rule was a little pointless anyway, though direct posting of Scape artist material is still discouraged.

 

[PureElegance]

BIG BLUE BALLS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0tTewZYmY

Love balls!
Me too.
Billy Mays: Catch!
Es muchos huevos!

That's right. Billy Mays here with another fantastic product.
Are you tired of this shit? Are you tired of that shit?
Woman: How does it work?
Listen bitch, you might learn somethin.

The balls, fit inside my blue balls, throw it in here, you have a ball. That's what it does, and that's why I made it.
You see, one ball is about 25 of my loads, and its easy to use.

Woman: I was using these balls last night, and it was so easy, it's fantastic!

That's right, my balls are so easy to handle, even the kids can use them.

Woman: So how do I know that your blue balls are the best?

You see, it's the patented ~blue ball~ technology, releasing all of its white fluids all over your clothes, making them appear brand new.
Watch, I'll do a little demonstration for you. Check this shit out.
We got my shit over here, we got this normal shit over here. You just rub my balls over here. Check this out, watch this.
Put this shit back over here and some water, check that out. Got that soapy residue, you don't want that shit, you want my BIG BLUE BALLS.

Why get this shit? Why get that shit? When, listen ladies, you can get -this- shit. Watch this, 1 year supply of my balls, that's right. One year supply.

WOMAN: I love Billy Mays' blue balls. They fit in my hand and they are SO easy to handle.

That's right, blue balls. Huge ball value, hundreds of ball loads, only 19.99.
Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls. You want em, I got em.


YOU BETTER BUY THIS SHIT NIGGA.
WE COMMIN FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS SHIT. MY NIGGA BILLY MAYS HERE, YO HE MOTHERFUCKIN G! You better buy his motherfucking balls.

 

[Clarie]

Well, I'll just transcribe part of it because it's too disturbing. Watch it if you dare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

AAHHHHHHHHHUUUUUNOOOOOEEEEHHHHHKAAAAAA
*lots of inhuman sounds*
DFHVDHVUKGHKUBHGKJSFBKJGKJBKJGKBJGNKGJGKF

 

[Kyuketsuki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbObXYMHVHE

And all this aggression is terrible, actually. You see that everywhere. People have, you know...you think you're mad at the other motorist in that case, but it's probably something else. You know, it's probably something in your own past. You're probably...I don't know...mad at your mother or something. That's why you find yourself as a 45 year person on the street shouting. There must be a story behind all those people you see mumbling on the street. Rather, those intense conversations that look really, really significant except nobody else is there. And the....you know you're probably mad at something, because everybody remembers you'd be alone in the kitchen, and the twilight would be dwindling, and you could hear the far off cries of the other children playing nearby, and you knew you'd be alone in the kitchen, because it was your special treat time, where the jelly would come out just for you, and your mother would appear at your side, just this vision of Laura Ashley print dress, smelling of magnolias and biscuits, and put the jelly in front of you, and you would pull your chair in, and then the old fashioned bar of ice cream would come down- the one that had to be cut with a bread knife before the two sides were flanked with wafers, and you'd lift your little spoon excitedly to press it in and winkle out that first divot of black jelly, and...and...and then the CAGE WOULD COME DOWN!!!!! The cage with the Japanese fighting spiders inside. She would strike a match off her forearm and go and tell you to dance in the front room for money........and you never forget that shit, you know, it never goes away.

You want to be remembered with affection. And dignity! You might have to think about what you're going to say. You might have to say something quite good. You probably won't. You'll say something rubbish. Like, "Do you think this is off?" -- they'll be the last words you ever say. Or worse, "Hey everybody, watch this!"

But before you do, it's great if you can meet the other person you're supposed to share this mystery with, and you know when that happens, I think. People know when it happens to them. Because you often meet that person in a particular time in your life, sometimes when you're young and poor, you know, when you've been living in a room, but you both live in rooms where you have all your shit 'cause you're poor, and it's lit by candle light, and you climb the stairs to that person's room- they've been to yours, now you're going to theirs; it's serious- and you're standing opposite that person, and there is a moment when you realize you're not looking at an expression of fleeting lust, or some sort of passing of the time, you know, in the surrounding befuddlement, where you're actually...you know each other, you know you want to be together, and you realize and it's an amazing moment when you're... the other person's actually taking their clothes off in front of you, smiling from the very middle of themselves at you, saying, "I want to be with you," and you're looking at them with their bare shoulders all shimmering in this roseate candle light, and you realize that this is the person for you, and then...and then the CAGE COMES DOWN!!!! And your mother jumps from the wardrobe! With a cigarillo pointing out of the corner of her mouth.....and you kill her with a trowel.

 

[Elec]

Gah, I love love love Dylan Moran, and I'd known of him before but Kyu introduced me to Black Books this chick knows her goooooood shit

(Also, I was watching this exact special yesterday, freakin' creepy stop tracing my viewing habits)


Here's a recent favorite:


"It was in the morning... Winnie teh Pooh and Tigger woke up and saw that the baby monkeys were gone! and then the baby monkeys were lost in the trees!"

"What happened then?"

"They saw bats, they saw crocodiles, hippopotamuses, giraffes... They had taken a very long trip. They did not even take the train. And they saw a crocodile. Tey saw frogs. Boxes with animals who are poor, who couldn't find their way... people who wanted to put in jail the animals that were poor that didn't have anything to eat. They couldn't pay. They were in some frightening trees with hippos, crocodiles, monsters ghosts!
"Tigger jumped into the trees, very high, and he saw the monkeys. He grabbed with his hand and he went back down with the monkeys."


"And then Tigger and Winnie the Pooh were going into the woods to find some strawberries...

"But the witch did not agree at all!
"Because these were HER own strawberries! So they fought, fought, and the lion won!
"And he was the king. He had a helmet, a sword, and...
"how do you say when you protect yourself? ...A shield! And magic powers!

"And then they saw many things, many pretty things. There were flowers, the sun! the clouds! MANY things!

"But there was something going amiss because there was a crocodile who was sleeping in the grass, and when you stepped on it, it would wake up and it would eat the babies!
"So, something goes amiss again...because the hippo is not in the water and he prefers to kill himself. So the lion kills the hippo and they go to heaven but the hippo didn't know; he didn't want to go to heaven, so he decided not to go to heaven. But the lion said, "it's too late now! You decided to be dead in heaven!"
"and then, it was well deserved for the lion, because he had no more powers."

"And then the power went to the hippopotamus and the hippo was allergic to magic. The hippo and the lion and the tiger, they got... spots. They got chicken-pox. Then it went to another animal, who was very bad, tremendously bad. And it was a... mammoth. The mammoth had claws! Powers so that people are dead in heaven, even the animals!

"And then there was a lady who had a ring, like yours, but it was different because it was orange. Then, the orange ring, it would go and kill all the witches. This way people are peaceful and they can do whatever they want, and the kids as well."

"NOW IT'S OVER "

i transcribed this from french i am so awesome


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miv-ZEmwtVg

 

[Amatsu]

The point of the YouTube rule was to prevent posting of in print things by Scape artists like PVs and concert DVD rips.
Stupid videos people make of themselves don't infringe on any copyrights, so they're okay. Also, everyone knows they can find pretty much anything on YouTube, so the rule was a little pointless anyway, though direct posting of Scape artist material is still discouraged.

Also, more and more videos are being removed because of copyright claims. So youtube has generally less copyrighted things than it used to. (though it still has a lot. xD)

 

[Edgey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3tC7MJWLzE

Dude... DUDE!!! WHAT IS THAT!!?

*points* It has a tenticle

(( I LOVE Iron Stomach Challenge XD ))

 

[Kyuketsuki]

Gah, I love love love Dylan Moran, and I'd known of him before but Kyu introduced me to Black Books this chick knows her goooooood shit

(Also, I was watching this exact special yesterday, freakin' creepy stop tracing my viewing habits)

And we never did finish Black Books!!! I'll have to buy the dvd set properly, as the one I had belonged to one of our irish exchange students. ::kisaki:: The thing about the cage, though- that's totally been me lately. XD

edit: Oh my god, that french girl is adorable.

 

[Decadent_Irises]

this one.

I'm station manager Dan Akroyd. During the past few weeks in Los Angeles, actor Lee Marvin and his former live-in companion Michelle Triola Marvin have been in court to settle her claim that he owes her half his income from the six years they lived together. That is the subject of tonight's Point-Counterpoint. Jane will take the pro-Michelle Marvin point, while I will take the anti-Michelle Triola counterpoint. Jane?

Jane Curtin: Dan, times change and so does the nature of relationships. People are reluctant to get married these days and looking at divorce statistics, who can blame them. But the lack of a piece of paper does not necessarily mean a lack of a total commitment. A woman is this modern-day relationship may well give up all her personal pursuits, as Michelle Marvin claims she did, to give her full support to her man's career. And Michelle Marvin is just asking that the courts recognize that reality. Dan, there's an old saying: "Behind every successful man there's a woman." A loving, giving, caring woman. But you wouldn't know about that, Dan, because there's no old saying about what's behind a miserable failure. [ gives a look of arrogance ]

Dan Aykroyd: Jane, you ignorant slut! Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you and Michelle Triola know the rules. If you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. Oh, but let's all shed a tear for poor Michelle Triola. There was only testimony that she had sexual intercourse over forty times with another man while living with actor Lee Marvin. But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to you, Jane, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. But hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn, and Michelle Triola, like a screeching, squealing, rapacious swamp sow is after actor Lee Marvin's last three million dollars. I guess what you and Michelle are saying is that when you're on your backs, the meter is running. Well, please spare us, gals, and tell us the rate's at the top. Then we can choose which two bit tarts and bargain basement sluts to shack up with.

Jane Curtin: That's the news. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

 

[Einherjer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpjM6URQ ... re=related

Now Martha, we know you're very poor and can barely afford to pay for your family. That's why we bought you this brand new Porsche! Don't act like you're rich now!

Oh man! Oh my god. Ohoh my-y go-o-o-od. Oh my god.

Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing to much.
Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing to much.
Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing to much.
Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing to much.
Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing to much.

Okay boy. Speak. Good boy. Now stop dressing like a goth chick. Why do you dress like one of those goth chicks? Huh? You do it to embarass me? You trying to embarass me? So you dress like one of those goth chicks? Speak boy. Good boy.

Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing to much.