Kame's adventures in Massachusetts:
ice cream parlor girl: so where are you from?
moi: California.
ice cream parlor girl: omg! no way! and you're here to look at schools?! that is awesome! you can come to school here and be The Girl From California. And bring nothing but your surfboard. Just walk around to all your classes with your surfboard and be The Girl From California. That would be way awesome.
moi: but I don't own a surfboard... I've never even been surfing....
ice cream parlor girl: it doesn't matter. Just sell all your belongings and buy one. what kind of ice cream did you want again?
o_O
ice cream parlor girl: so where are you from?
moi: California.
ice cream parlor girl: omg! no way! and you're here to look at schools?! that is awesome! you can come to school here and be The Girl From California. And bring nothing but your surfboard. Just walk around to all your classes with your surfboard and be The Girl From California. That would be way awesome.
moi: but I don't own a surfboard... I've never even been surfing....
ice cream parlor girl: it doesn't matter. Just sell all your belongings and buy one. what kind of ice cream did you want again?
o_O